Marcela channeling Margeeka

Some of my favorites:

• He uses a magnifying glass made of a hairpin and wine to read names of spies off a watch.
• As a way to hold off killer ants for awhile, MacGyver makes a flamethrower out of a hose, pipe, and tank of gasoline. He also uses some “kitchen ingredients” as a fuel-thickener to prevent the contraption from simply exploding.
• MacGyver rigs a pair of dice by rounding some of the edges with a shoe buffer with an abrasive added so that the chance of rolling a ‘7’ is increased. In order to create a distraction to swap the dice at a craps table, using some string and a paper clip, MacGyver fastens the string to the paper clip then attaches it to the dress of a woman who is walking nearby and steps on the string, pulling down her dress thereby creating a distraction and allowing him to swap the dice.

(via the title tag on today’s xkcd)

My mom was telling me about how she had to pay to select a seat when she flew up here.

Turns out, you only have to pay if you’re selecting the seat online ahead of time. Conversely, you could choose to not pay, leave it up to chance, and end up in the middle seat between Tweedle Dee and Tweedle “I see you’re reading a book, but I’m going to tell you my life story anyway.”

cambamalot:

(via itsbedtime)

“Let the romance begin.”

pink-squirrel:

This is such a completely awesome theme. Really.

(via)

I love what they did with the chat and video types.